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Old 06-26-2006, 12:33 PM
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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her soooo much.

However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said.... "I too have a problem. My ***** is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."

She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size *****."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the Honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room!

Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. "You told me you ***** was the size of an infant!", she said.

"Yes it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!!"
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:59 PM
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:35 PM
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omg..........could you imagine??????
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:07 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! I needed a good laugh!
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Old 06-26-2006, 09:54 PM
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All I can say is oh my gosh......LOL
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Old 06-26-2006, 11:14 PM
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Totally unexpected punchline. Thanks for the good laugh.
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:34 PM
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Ewwwwwwwwww, just the thought of that! LOL
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