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Old 07-02-2006, 07:31 AM
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Barbecue Season Is Coming:

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer, and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do; probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Another Important part:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine ....
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

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Old 07-02-2006, 09:04 AM
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Almost makes you want to knowing how true this is.

Well, gotta go...I am cooking the ribs today...but then I'm the only one here!!
At least they will be done right
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:15 AM
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isn't that the truth!!!
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Old 07-02-2006, 06:46 PM
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LOL! True, and sad. At least it's not all men...but my dad definitely is one.

It's hilarious to see him get kind of cocky once the grilling is done and the meat has been brought to the table. We're all expected to sit down immediately and eat the meat! LMAO! It amazes my mom and I that he doesn't seem to notice if we're still working on the side dishes, or setting the table, or pouring beverages, etc. We just look at each other and laugh.
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:22 AM
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Yeah, that sounds about right!
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lol.. almost true...
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Somebody needs to inform the man that a true night off means he cooks everything AND more importantly.....he does the dishes!!! So very true!
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That is so true in my case!
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Old 07-05-2006, 06:43 AM
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