Dont forget this one..."Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it."
Hey, I grew up with two brothers, no sisters. What can I say. Once, my little brother got a tape recorder for christmas and taped him and his friends burping and farting. Every time my mom or anyone got on the phone, he would pick up the extension and push play. Maybe it's not such a bad idea. Good for those telemarketers that always manage to call at dinner time!