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Old 10-16-2006, 08:02 AM
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How can something so seemingly innocuous cause so much noise and embarassment? The answer lies in simple science. Beans have an outer coating made of complex sugars called oligosaccharides that can't be digested by human digestive enzymes. These oligosaccharides race through the upper intestine unmolested and intact. When they reach the lower intestine, however, they're gobbled up by aggressive bacteria producing gas.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart,
They Make you strong and make you fart.
A fart is a bubble of compressed air,
Which gives the body ease.
It warms the bed on a frosty night,
And suffocates the fleas!

Beans are good for a broken heart,
The more you eat the more you fart,
The more you fart the better you feel,
So eat your beans in every meal,
Beans beans beans beans,
Beans beans beans beans...

Beans, beans they are good for your heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the more you eat,
The more you sit on the toilet seat!

Beans beans good for your heart,
The more you eat the more you fart.
The more you fart the better you feel,
Beans beans oh what a thrill!

Beans, Beans the magical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot the better you feel,
So lift your leg and let it squeal!
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:24 AM
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:39 AM
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Old 10-16-2006, 11:35 AM
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lol....only you mary, only you.....lol
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