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Old 11-09-2006, 04:06 AM
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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted
to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father
decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's
room and placed on his study table three objects:
a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whisky.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself,
"and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see
which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a
preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman,
and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle,
he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that
would be."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's
footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed
for his room. He tossed his books on the bed, and as he
turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink.
"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's gonna be a Congressman!"
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Old 11-09-2006, 05:00 AM
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