A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing
Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, "Do you have any
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman con! tinued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I
came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of
The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied