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Old 11-19-2006, 05:41 AM
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into
a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person
a break"?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He
glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the
bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that
said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

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Old 11-19-2006, 05:57 AM
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LOL!!!!!!!!! Very good!
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:31 PM
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ev1 has to do something to bring a smile to the face!!!!
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Old 11-19-2006, 05:34 PM
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Old 11-19-2006, 08:30 PM
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Old 11-20-2006, 03:02 AM
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i think mary posted this a while back. definitely a good one. thanks for the morning laugh!!!
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