A husky biker stopped by the local Harley shop to have
his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited,
so he said he didn't live far and would just walk
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
bought a bucket and an anvil. He also stopped by the
feed store and livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling
outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry
all of his purchases home.
While he is scratching his head he was approached by
a little old lady who told him she was lost. She
asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird
Lane ?" The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact,
I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane . I would walk you
home but I can't carry this stuff." The old lady
suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under
each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to
walk the old girl home.
On the way he said "Let's take my short cut and go
down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then
said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend
me." "How do I know that when we get in the alley you
won't hold me up against the wall and have your way
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a
bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in
the world could I possibly hold you up against the
wall and do that?" The lady replied, "Set the goose
down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top
of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.