Senior Citizen Breakfast Special
Two Senior Citizen ladies went to breakfast at a restaurant where
the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and
toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" one of the ladies
"YES!!" replied the waitress
"OK, I'll take the special." replied the lady.
The waitress asked her, "How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," the lady replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS...WE'VE BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME
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