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Old 12-08-2006, 08:55 PM
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he
prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while
my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He
arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out
their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a
deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the
cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he
hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got
into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies
and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the
ironing
board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began
peeling
potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and
snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to
bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he
managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said: "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to
envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh!
oh!
please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to
change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait
nine
months, though. You got pregnant last night "
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