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Old 12-11-2006, 03:31 AM
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Smile Kids Say The Darndest Things

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember anymore. Melanie said, "If you don't
remember you just look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in
Vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
Explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's
me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please
don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

Di (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do
I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
Kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
What was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man
Named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned, James asked:
"What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
Wrinkled woman her Mom knew.Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
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Old 12-11-2006, 03:04 PM
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those were really funny. thanks, i needed that
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Old 12-11-2006, 04:51 PM
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reaally cute!!!!!
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Cute!...I love what kids can come up with! Thanks for the giggles
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LOOKS LIKE SEVERAL OF US NEED TO CLEAN OR MONITORS
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I agree...kids do say the darndest things....
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