Friday Laughs & Giggles
To end the week, I share with you this joke:
AFTER THE HONEYMOON
A young couple returned from their honeymoon and the wife called her mother to chat. The mother asked how things went.
"Oh, Mama, the honeymoon was wonderful and romantic." the wife replied and then burst into tears. "But, mama, as soon as we returned my husband began saying awful things to me and using 4 letter words."
The mother said, "Now calm down and tell me all about it."
The daughter said she was reluctant to repeat the terrible 4 letter words.
She begged her mother to COME GET ME, PLEASE!
"My sweet daughter, you must tell me what he said."
Finally, still sobbing, the daughter said, "He used words like dust, wash, iron, cook..."
The mother replied in a panic, "I'll pick you up in 20 minutes!"
Have a great weekend
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