Think you hate your job???
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and
go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will
Change into very comfortable clothing, make yourself a
sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not
become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from
the box and
read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality
department at Johnson &Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A
JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.