Ways to tell if you have finally grown up
Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
You hear your favorite song in an elevator. ŗ laughed my ass off at this one
You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up".
You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
You feed your dog/cat Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You take naps from noon to 6 PM
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
If you're a girl, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
"I just can't drink the way I used to..." replaces, "I'm never
going to *&$@ing drink that much again."
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her
instead of asking "Oh S*$#! What Happened!?!?!?!