Online Clearance Shopping, Free Shipping, Online Sales and Coupons at MyBargainBuddy.com

Go Back   MyBargainBuddy Forums > Chit-Chat
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-17-2006, 10:28 PM
Karen's Avatar
Karen Karen is offline
Administrator
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Southern California
Posts: 16,026
Karen is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to allKaren is a name known to all
Default The Miser

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his
money and was a real miser.

He loved money more than anything, and just before he died, he said
to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me."

So he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got
ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it
in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and
they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
all that money in there with your husband."

She said, "I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was
gonna put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check".
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-17-2006, 11:24 PM
Dru15's Avatar
Dru15 Dru15 is offline
Mentor
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 15,921
Dru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to allDru15 is a name known to all
Default

LOL
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-18-2006, 04:22 AM
Modemouth's Avatar
Modemouth Modemouth is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: USA
Posts: 98,940
Modemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIPModemouth is a MBB VIP
Yeahmarker

Smart woman!!
__________________
Mary
"resident shameless hussie"
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-18-2006, 06:31 PM
Vanessa Vanessa is offline
Little Buddy
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Arizona
Posts: 92
Vanessa is a jewel in the rough
Default

HAHA. Thats great!
__________________
~Vanessa
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-18-2006, 09:02 PM
Christine's Avatar
Christine Christine is offline
Admin
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 86,496
Christine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIPChristine is a MBB VIP
Default

Sounds like my kind of galspeechless
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-19-2006, 10:14 PM
pepper60's Avatar
pepper60 pepper60 is offline
Big Buddy
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Virginia
Posts: 58,337
pepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIPpepper60 is a MBB VIP
Thumbs down Still laugh when I hear this one

I heard this joke a long time ago but still ROFLMAO when I hear it or
read it.

Wish I could do that to my EX....the creep...when he left me all I
had was $700.00 to my name, my personal belongings, and a couple
sticks of furniture. Oh yeah, and a car that I had to make the last
2 payments on. He drove off in the brand new one.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-19-2006, 10:24 PM
Nan's Avatar
Nan Nan is offline
Mentor
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Cajun country
Posts: 13,232
Nan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributer
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by pepper60
I heard this joke a long time ago but still ROFLMAO when I hear it or
read it.

Wish I could do that to my EX....the creep...when he left me all I
had was $700.00 to my name, my personal belongings, and a couple
sticks of furniture. Oh yeah, and a car that I had to make the last
2 payments on. He drove off in the brand new one.

I understand completely - I got the house note, car note (he left in the one that was paid for), and two loan notes. Two years later he was selling Harleys and married to an ex-stripper, 17 years his junior! He was so tight-a** when he was married to me! But she left him and I found the man of my dreams! What comes around goes around! He's living with his parents and working for minimum wage and he's 49! LOL
__________________
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump