You know you're getting old when...
1 Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, no longer works...
2 The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals...
3 You feel like the morning after the night before, only you haven't went anywhere
4 All the names in your little black book end in MD...
5 You now know all the answers, but no one asks you any questions...
6 You sit in your rocking chair, but can't get it going...
7 Your knees buckle, but your belt wont...
8 Your back goes out more than you do...
9 The only whistles you hear now are from your hearing aid...
10 You now buy shoes for comfort, instead of buying them because they are cute...
11 Farting in front of your mate is now funny, not embarrassing...
12 You now remove your teeth before brushing...
13 You now make decisions for your parents instead of vice versa...
14 You now fall into the age range for the silver care plan advertised on tv...
15 You start getting mail from AARP...
16 You no longer get upset when your mate goes to sleep instead of asking for sex...
17 You hope he goes to sleep instead of asking for sex...
18 You no longer see the comfort in thongs...aka butt floss. Now all your underpants are the size of a toddler's t-shirt, and you like it that way...
19 You need a really good bra now...when nude, your "girls" now point down instead of straight out...
20 Now, you are thrilled when you get "carded" buying alcohol...
You Know You're Getting Old When....
Leanne
that was too funny and unfortunately some were too true!
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