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Old 06-10-2008, 10:17 AM
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Blonds's year end review
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> These are cute.
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> Blonde's Year in Review
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> January
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> Took new scarf back to store because it was too
> tight.
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> February
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> Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
> labels.....
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> Helllloooo!!!......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
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> March
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> Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6
> months..... box said "2-4 years!"
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> April
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> Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
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> May
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> Tried to make Kool-Aid....wrong instructions....8
> cups of
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> water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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> June
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> Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake
> with a slope.
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> July
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> Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned
> later,
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> the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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> August
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> Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
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> car swamped because soft-top was open.
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> September
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> The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
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> October
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> Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
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> November
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> Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1
> hour
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> per pound and I weigh 108!!
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> December
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> Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven"
> Button on the stupid phone!!!
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> THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
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> A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
> attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the
> house and went straight to the mailbox.
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> She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back
> in the house.
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> A little later she came out of her house again went
> to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it
> shut again. Angrily, back k into the house she went.
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> As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
> she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened
> it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
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> Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
> something wrong?"
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> To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
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> (Are you ready? This is a beauty)
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> My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:45 AM
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