A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts
With certain basic items.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'115,' she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out
Her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 8,' she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is
'Of course it's high!' she screams,
'When I came in here
I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!'
(I guess we all think pretty positively. . .I know that I drop at least 5 pounds before every time I see my doctor!)