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Old 04-09-2006, 06:08 PM
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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humour...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in
which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g= lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r =doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Mine is Boobie Farkle Face!
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:10 PM
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LMAO.. Mine is Dorky DippinLips.. speechless
Hubby's is Funky DippinLips..
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:11 PM
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I'm old, woman ... how am I supposed to read that small print???speechless

Okay, let's see what we have here.

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Old 04-09-2006, 06:12 PM
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I'm old, woman ... how am I supposed to read that small print???
I had trouble with that tiny font too, so I made it bigger for us blind folks...

Oh geez! Maybe I should have left that font alone! My name is Dofus Potty Humperdinck. YEAH!
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I had trouble with that tiny font too, so I made it bigger for us blind folks...

Oh geez! Maybe I should have left that font alone! My name is Dofus Potty Humperdinck. YEAH!
Sorry about that! I'm just use to my 25" screen.....lol...... I wasn't thinkin'
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speechless Snickle Snicklehump Sounds like one of the creatures from Narnia Very Cool!
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