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Old 07-18-2008, 02:16 PM
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> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
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> 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'
> And she proceeded to close the door.
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> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
> It wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at
> least seen my demonstration.'
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> And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
> carpet.
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> 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
> From your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
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> The old lady stepped back and said,
>
> 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this
> morning.
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Old 07-18-2008, 06:25 PM
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That was great Kelly !!! Thanks.
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