Cowboy Boots
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with
his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest
feet she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if
it's true what they say about men with big feet. The
cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why
don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me
prove it to you?"
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent
the night with him. The next morning she handed him a
$100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real
flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services
before."
The woman replied, "Don't be flattered ... take the
money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
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