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Old 07-28-2008, 06:00 PM
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Unhappy My Private Part Died Today

My Private Part Died Today

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his
life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very
sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was
anything wrong.

'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace, 'My Private Part
died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.
Wallace, please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the
hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas,
when he met Nurse Tracy.

Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back
inside your pajamas.'

But, Nurse Tracy,' replied Mr. Wallace, ' I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died.'

'Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out
of your pajamas?'


Well, he replied, Today's the viewing
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:14 PM
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