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Default The Wedding Test



I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriendand I had been dating for over a year, and so wedecided to get married. There was only onelittle thing bothering me...It was her beautifulyounger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore verytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was nearme, and I always got more than a nice view. It had tobe deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She wasalone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that shehad feelings and desires for me that she couldn'tovercome. She told me that she wanted me just oncebefore I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her goup the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turnedand made a beeline straight to the front door. Iopened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all !With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me andsaid, 'We are very happy that you have passed ourlittle test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story
is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.
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