Ten things you shouldn't say in church
1. oh my god
2. Do you think I look hot in this dress?
3. who farted
4. damn it
5. i got drunk last night
6. That's my probation officer in the choir
7. Hey grandma, move over, I can't see the hot chick in the choir over your blue hair
8. During the kiss of peace "get off me, man..."
9. After church, trying to get through the crowd and out of the building...."Move your butt, the Steelers play at 1:00..."