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Old 01-12-2009, 09:38 AM
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Wanda: Hi! My name is Wanda.

Sylvia: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

Wanda: I froze to death.

Sylvia: How horrible!

Wanda: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to
get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
Sylvia: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him
in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching
TV.

Wanda: So, what happened?

Sylvia: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I
ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under
all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

Wanda: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be alive.
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