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Old 01-14-2009, 12:00 PM
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Default An Irish priest is transferred to Texas!‏

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.



He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.


The conversation went like this: 'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'



'And the best of the day to yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of da matter?'



Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!'





There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.



Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'
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