Little Boys. . .Why we Love 'Em
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he walked down the aisle he would stop every few steps and turn to one side or the other and roar with all his might, hooking his hands into claws and making a ferocious face. He finally makes it up to the alter and the entire church was laughing. He was nearly in tears when the minister asked him why he was roaring at everyone. He sniffled and said : “I was just being the ring bear!”
A boy runs across a farmer with a load of cow manure in his truck. He asks him what he’s going to do with it. The farmer tells him he is taking it home to put on his strawberries. The boy looks amazed and says “Wow, where I come from we put cream on our strawberries!”
On Father’s day a little boy decided to treat his father to breakfast in bed. He proudly brings in the tray with eggs, toast, cereal and coffee. The surprised Dad picks up the coffee cup and takes a sip. He nearly passes out from how strong it is as his son asks him how he likes it. He tries another small sip and finds there are plastic army men in the bottom. He says “Son, it’s fine but why are there army men in my coffee?” and the boy answers “The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!”
Life is just a chance to grow a soul.