Never Cheat On A Country Woman!
A Country wife came home just in time to
find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury,
cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed,
and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs,
out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vise,
secured it tightly, and removed the handle...
Next, she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered,
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,
put the saw in her husband's hand and said......
I'm gonna burn down the barn!"
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.