Online Clearance Shopping, Free Shipping, Online Sales and Coupons at MyBargainBuddy.com

Go Back   MyBargainBuddy Forums > Jokes
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-29-2010, 04:03 PM
curious74432 curious74432 is offline
Big Buddy
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Homosassa, Florida
Posts: 658
curious74432 is on a distinguished road
Default Easter Bunny Accident

A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? ”

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-30-2010, 07:52 AM
cookandbook cookandbook is offline
Big Buddy
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 162
cookandbook is on a distinguished road
Default

That is so cute!!

Thanks for my morning laugh.

Cookie
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-30-2010, 10:11 PM
Nan's Avatar
Nan Nan is offline
Mentor
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Cajun country
Posts: 13,148
Nan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributer
Default

That's so corny it's cute! LOL
__________________
Don’t tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-31-2010, 01:58 AM
bikerbabe's Avatar
bikerbabe bikerbabe is offline
Big Buddy
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Indiana
Posts: 12,437
bikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIPbikerbabe is a MBB VIP
Default

Thank`s I needed that
__________________
Belinda Howell
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump