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Old 05-08-2008, 05:11 AM
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "


"Is your daddy home?" he asked.


" Yes ," whispered the small voice.


May I talk with him?"


The child whispered, " No ."



Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes ."

"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, " No ."


Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"


" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".


Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"


" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.


"Busy doing what?"


" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.


Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.


"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.


Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."


Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"


Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...


“ME ."
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Old 05-08-2008, 05:14 AM
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Very funny! Somehow I can see many kids doing this lol.
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I didn't expect that ending
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Thank is so sweet I hope everyone get a chance to read it
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That was beautiful - thanks for bumping it this year

We should have a thread for worst gifts, here's mine;
My ex knew I love Bath & Body works so he brought home a beautiful bag full of lotions and sprays. Well it turned out it cost me twice as much as he wrote a check that bounced. It was a joint checking account but actually only my money was in it
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Very funny! Somehow I can see many kids doing this lol.
Actually, when I was very, very young, I have a rather hazy memory of hiding in a garmet bag in my mother's closet and hearing my mother on the phone to the police!
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I ran away several times as a kid--never lasted more than a few hours, though. The worst part is.... no one ever came looking for me! As one of 7 kids out in the country, I guess Mom didn't worry unless we didn't make it home for dinner!
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