I have huge news. Literally. I brought back the Bonus Jack and it's gigantic. Three buns + double beef patties + double cheese = a bunch of reasons to try this tasty burger. Don't worry, there's no more math in this email, but let me tell you about the secret sauce. It's delicious and complements the burger perfectly.
Speaking of compliments, you are a lovely person and a great listener. Just thought you should know that.
Oh, I almost forgot - You can get a Bonus Jack combo for only $3.99 plus tax. Okay, I gotta run now. Literally. I'm training for an octathalon.