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Old 02-20-2011, 04:52 PM
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early that morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth into the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped into the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up onto the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the examination, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking...

After school, when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'

I told her to get another one from the bathroom cabinet.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink - it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor.

Ever.
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