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Old 07-25-2006, 11:21 AM
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Default Wal-Mart Greeter

A very unattractive, mean woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.

After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she
says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that
doesn't need oiling for once!"

"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a
cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.

"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins
have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look
alike."

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got
laid twice."
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