Moxie, my ferocious guard dog, has saved the day once again! I was working at my desk when she came over and jumped into my lap. As I pet her back, something squishy stuck to my hand. Looking closely at the smeary glob, I noticed there were little black legs attached to it! Moxie had crossed paths with a spider. And killing it wasn’t enough for her. To make sure it knew who was boss, she rolled all over the body when she was done. Ick! Bleh! Eww! Gross! Not enough soap in the world to wash away my heebie jeebies.