December 23, 2012

No Cookies for Santa?

I always keep a grocery list on my kitchen counter so my kids can let me know when we run out of something. Yesterday, while at the market with my 13-year-old son, I noticed my daughter added “Cookies for Santa” to the list. When I asked my boy if he knew what kind of cookies Santa liked he quickly replied, “Don’t waste your money. Santa never eats the cookies because by the time they’re set out, she’s already brushed her teeth and has in her whitestrips.” :/

Yeah, he got me. But Santa is going to even the score by giving him the worst Christmas present ever. I can’t wait to see his face when he opens this gift. [Insert evil Ho-Ho-Ho here]

  • babjarmoluk

    great come back for a smarty pants- hahaha


  • GS

    ahahahaha!! Good one!!

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